中国版苏维埃笑话

忍不住开个帖子,攒一些新时代下中国版的苏维埃笑话。
尽量标明出处,但不能保证我标出来的就是原创。

美国人:我敢骂我国总统,你敢骂你国的吗?
中国人:我不敢。但你也不敢。
— cry0431 @ twitter #

为什么中国境内不能丢骰子?
因为每次丢骰子都是独立事件。
— gunleon @ twitter #

有人说疫情使中国电影倒退三十年,
——还有这种好事?

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